• Dear Body,
    Thank you for putting up with all the s**t I've put you through. Thanks for not breaking when I was afraid. I'm pissed you don't tan.

    Hands, you've supported my weight for so long and I'm glad you still do. I appreciate that you write semi-legibly and make my handwritten work look so cool. I'm sorry for writing all over you. I hope you don't mind.

    Feet, you're a size 7 and I love you for that. You have an amazing point and it joys me that you make people jealous.

    I'm sorry for all the hairspray I choked you with, hair. I'm glad you pulled through those though times. You're just so damn beautiful and I could never dream of dying you. You're so soft and that's amazing.

    Legs, thank you for taking all those leg training exercises I made you go through. They must've been hard for you. I'm glad you're short. It makes me unable to read high places and enables me to be lazy. Thanks so much for that. Oh! Sorry about that branch incident lefty.

    Arms, I'm very glad you're strong. You've done so much for me. You've got great extensions.

    Elbows, you ******** my arms over. Why must you be double jointed? It makes a ton of things look jacked up. I have to bend you to make my whole are straight. I don't like doing that..

    Eyes, I'm so glad that you pop in the color green. It's a color I like a ton so I'm glad you two work well. I'm also glad you don't flutter when I apply makeup and that makes applying stage makeup a breeze. Thanks for that.

    Shoulders, I don't really know what to say about you. Thanks for preventing me from fitting form fitting button downs. I'm so sorry about all the claw scratches.

    Lips, I really love you. I've wanted to pierce you but that wouldn't be nice. Plus I'm afraid of needles so you're safe. You outline my smile well and complete it. You make all my photos look so fantastic. You're so pretty.

    Teeth, I am so so sorry. All the things you've been through.. the braces and the many anesthetic shots. I'm very proud of you. You made it all the way through. Way to be a trooper!

    Hey bellybutton, thanks for being an inny!! Stummy, thanks for putting that ab work to good use. It feels nice that you're toned. I like I can wear what I want because of you. Thanks so much.

    Much love!
    xox