• a blond, a brunette, and a redhead were standing on the stairs to heaven. there are 100 stairs. every stair you come to, god tells a joke. if you laugh, you dont go to heaven. the brunette stands up, and laughs on the first stair. she gets sent to hell. the redhead stood up, and made it to the 5th stair before she laughed. the blonde didnt get the first joke, or the second, or the third. finally she was on stair number 99. and she laughed. god was mad, so he asked, "why did u laugh, i didnt even tell you mii joke." the blond replied, "i just got the first one."