• And That's Why They Call Him Saucegay

    "Um, big brother?" 8 year old Sasuke Uchiha asked.
    "Yes?" said Itachi.
    "Will you, um, play dolls with me?"
    No,not that again. Sasuke asked him that at least 5 times a day for the last two weeks. And everytime Itachi refused.
    "No, I can't, I'm busy. Why don't you ask one of your friends to play with you?"
    "My friends don't understand me, big brother! Please play with me!"
    Ugh, not the puppy dog eyes. Itachi sighed.
    "Fine, but only for a little while. I have an important mission tonight."
    "Yay, thank you! Come on, let's go to my room!"
    When they got to Sasuke's room, Itachi looked around. There were dolls everywhere! Off in one corner of Sasuke's room was a gigantic, pink doll house.
    "Come on, big brother," Sasuke said, pulling Itachi's hand, leading him into the corner with the doll house. Itachi sighed. What had he gotten himself into?
    "See, Itachi, I got Bratz dolls! Here you can be Yazmin!" Sasuke handed him a doll.
    "Uh, Sasuke, aren't these dolls for girls?"Itachi asked, examining the doll.
    "No way, big brother! Bratz doll are what are in right now! That's what Sakura and Ino told me."
    "But aren't Sakura and Ino girls?"
    Sasuke paused."So?" he said licking his lips.
    Itachi leaned closer to Sasuke."Are you wearing lipgloss?"he accused.
    "So?"Sasuke said again. "You should try some big brother, it taste like cherries!" Itachi just stared at Sasuke.
    "Uh, I have to leave now," Itachi said in a hurry, standing up and making his way towards the door.
    "NO! Big brother, we haven't even started playing dollies yet!" Sasuke yelled , following Itachi out of his room. "Big brother, WAIT!"
    I'm sorry Sasuke. I have to go NOW!" Itachi stopped."Why are you crying,Sasuke?"
    "I-I don't want you to go,"Sasuke sniffled.
    "Sorry,I'll be back later,"And with, Itachi was gone.
    "Big brother..."Sasuke whimpered.

    The Next Day...

    "Oh, you're back, Itachi," said Mr. Uchiha as Itachi walked through the front door.
    "Yeah, my mission was a suc-"
    "BIG BROTHER!" Sasuke yelled, throwing himself into Itachi's arms."I missed you SOOO much!"
    Not this again...
    "Uh, Father, can I talk to you?" Itachi looked down at Sasuke."In private?"
    "Uh, sure," said Mr.Uchiha, leading the way into the living room.
    "So what's up? he said as they sat down on the couch.
    "It's about Sasuke. I think he's ... gay," Itachi said looking down.
    "Gay? What do you mean 'gay'?"
    "Well, he kept asking me to play dolls, and I noticed that he's wearing lipgloss..."
    "L-lipgloss?! No son of mine is going to be gay!"
    "Now, now dear,"said Mrs.Uchiha as she walked into the livimg room."He's just going through a phase. He'll get over it soon."
    "He better,"Mr.Uchiha said, frowning."Do you think I should talk to him?"
    "Just leave him alone, honey."
    "Fine,"Mr.Uchiha grunted,getting up from the sofa and walking away. Itachi just sighed. Sometimes he just wanted to kill his family.