• “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU YELLED AT MY BABY!!!!!” screamed a VERY pissed off Bella Swann/Cullen.
    “I was tired…and I REALLY had to pee.” I said sheepishly, “Give me a break!”
    Edward chuckled to himself. “Now your gonna get it,” he stage whispered. Bella turned 5 different shades of purple in 5 seconds.
    “SHUT THE HELL UP, EDWARD!!!!” Bella and I screamed in unison. Then we looked at each other.
    “Geez…one vampire/human hybrid runs off to Europe and everyone turns into a total Victoria/James mix.” Murmured Edward. Emmet chuckled in the background and Jasper looked puzzled. Bella gave me a death glare.
    “So you’re saying that because you were TIRED my daughter is now gallivanting across Europe?!!” she demanded. I shrunk back slightly.
    “Well, when you say it like that…” I broke off.
    “You go get my daughter back or you will be officially ridden of your male genitalia.” All the guys in the room gave an involuntary shudder.
    “Hey, I kinda need that…” I said jokingly. Edward narrowed his eyes.
    “For your sake you better not need it for my daughter!” He hissed at me. I should have stopped there but I couldn’t pass up the chance to piss of the Crazy vampire dad.
    “Hey, Buddy I can’t help it she’s 15 and with a sexy women’s body.” I said casually putting my arms behind my head coolly. He snarled and before I knew it, I was up against a wall bright white teeth snapping at my throat.
    “JESUS CHRIST MAN!” I yelled at him.
    “Not so tough when deaths staring you in the face. Huh tough Guy?” He Screeched at me. DAMN HE WAS MESSED UP!
    “OHMIGOD! Edward Not On the carpet!” I heard Esme. JESUS LADY! Your house means more to you then the life of a human being! These Vampires were nuts. Bella put her hand on Edwards shoulder. He relaxed and stood up. I got off the floor and with one last hiss he stomped away like a child. I guess there was a reason Bella was my friend.
    “Thanks. You should put him on a leash you know… he could really hurt someone… or something…” I said smiling.
    “You deserved it you a**. Next time you won’t be so lucky. Now go get on a plane before I let a can of Jasper On your Wolfie a**.” She said slyly. Jaspers head Perked up (s**t) she didn’t have to tell me twice, I was out of of that nut house in a heartbeat.