• Oh my God! It's a waffle, kill it! *Stabs waffle with fork, laughs and walks away* "Mean while the waffle is planning revenge" *Waffle sneaks into room and stabs girl with a fork and throws cheese*
    *Girl wakes up* "Who the hell throws cheese, I mean really, Cheese?!" *The waffle laughs and pounces, in a cranky voice it states* “I throw cheese, the almighty cheese throwing waffle KING! Bow down to my cheesy waffle goodness!!!! MWAHAHAHA!"
    *Girl looks at the waffle hungrily, debating to pounce back and battle, or eat it and be done with it... Well, they battle.
    "You stupid waffle, WHY DON’T YOU DIE!" *The girl continues to stab the waffle angrily, unsuspecting the few hundred dozen commencing war on the, slightly, distracted girl... Then, they spot a man, and pounce on him, trying to eat him... Can you guess who that man is?*
    The almighty cheese throwing waffle king arose, after a few seconds of the continuous stabbing, FINALLY ended. The king pounced on the girl, blind folding her eyes with its square body of doom, and laughed sinisterly. (Well at this point in time, you are probably wondering where the Waffle Queen is.. Well, my dog ate her... But the king killed my dog... b*****d...)
    The man in the back getting attacked by the other few hundred waffles was none other than, Zeke!
    The king fled from the girl, and ran hastily towards the man, pouncing on him. The girl looked and hollered out "You b*****d, don't touch him!"
    The king fled from the girl, and ran hastily towards the man, pouncing on him. The girl looked and hollered out "You b*****d, don't touch him!” The King snarled and laughed at her pathetic statement, jumping at Zeke.
    Zeke, being smart, stepped back, laughing, and watched the waffle hit the ground with a **Thud**! The waffle lay there, not moving. Soon a little dog walked up, sniffing around on the ground, and sat on the waffle. The King, stuck under the dog, mumbled, ‘Well it could be worse, he could fart…’ He was disgusted with him self at this point, and soon began squirming “You stupid mutt, let me up! I demand you raise your lard body off me!” The man and girl both laughed at his attempts of pathetic struggle to become free. “Stupid waffle, good luck, by the way, he likes waffles, and HE ATE YOUR WIFE!”