• One lazy day in konoha Naruto and Sasuke are sitting outside quietly playing cards.

    Sasuke: Naruto I have something important to tell you
    [throws down a card]

    Naruto: what is it Sasuke


    Sasuke: I l----

    [Orochimaru walks on stage]

    Orochimaru: Oh Sasuke I’ve got some candy, come with me if you want some.

    Sasuke: go away old man, I don’t want any of your candy.

    [Orochimaru storms off stage pouting]

    Naruto: so what is it that you wanted to tell me Sasuke?

    Sasuke: I l---

    [Orochimaru enters again]

    Orochimaru: Hey Sasuke!!!!!!!

    Sasuke: what is it this time old man

    Orochimaru: I’ve got a Pikachu doll and some cake If you want it you have to come and get it

    Sasuke : go away old man Idon’t want your toys or candy.
    [Orochimaru leaves again pouting]

    Naruto [watching Orochimaru leave]: So Sasuke what isit that you keep trying to tell me.

    Sasuke: DAMN IT
    [Sasuke throws down the cards and gets on all fours and leans in to kiss Naruto]

    Naruto: Sasuke, what are you doing?

    [Orochimaru enters again]

    Orochimaru: [in a singsong voice] OOOOOOH SASUKE

    [Sasuke gets up angrily]

    Sasuke: WHAT IS IT THIS TIME OLD MAN

    Orochimaru: I only wanted to tell you that I have the ultimate power so you can finally defeat your brother and have your revenge.

    Sasuke: AWESOME WHERE?!
    [Sasuke gets up excitedly and runs around. Naruto stares at him]

    Orochimaru: over here! In this cave where no one can hear you scream or call out for help.
    [Sasuke stares at Orochimaru]

    Sasuke: I don’t know….

    Orochimaru: Did I mention that there is a Itachi shaped punching bag

    Sasuke: [excitedly] ALRIGHT!!!!!!
    [Sasuke runs off stage/ Orochimaru winks at audience than prances after Sasuke]

    Naruto: [getting up] SASUKE GET YOUR a** BACK HERE WE WEREN’T DONE TALKING.

    [Naruto starts running off in the direction of Sasuke/ Iruka enters before Naruto gets to end of stage]

    Iruka: Hey Naruto wanna go get some ramen?

    Naruto: HELL YAH [Naruto changes directions and runs past iruka. Before exiting the stage iruka does a quiet it Yes and pumps his arms in than prances after naruto]