• As i was walking through the halls of the Rosevelt High School i heard a loud yelp from the girls bathroom, all the girls in the hall ran into the bathroom, " Ohhh man!! " "i wish i could see whats going on there!" my friend said and did a pelvic thrust " oh shut up Frank, your so kinky " I said *bling Bring blin bring!!!!!!* the Tardy Bell rang and 20 seconds later i saw Oliver running through the hall " Well if it isnt Dweeb Ollie of Royal Rosevelt! " i cried out, " Hah!!!! he runs so slow. " Frank said. he went dashing by us running to class. "time to get to class boys" Mrs.North said. we skipped to our class, got in our seats, and shut ourselves up. By the way, my name is Corey Dunshee, i live at 607 Chesepake Cir. My friend here, is Frank Shervel he lives right next to me, 608 Chesepake Cir. I have a girlfriend, Frank doesnt. My girlfreind has blond hair, unlike me i have black hair, Frank has curly brown hair. girls are always trying to touch his, my hair is kind of like a Rainy Top, My girlfriend has a Mop Top She is ******** SEXY TOO!!! her name is Ashley Today i found something really sick, heres my story. "Alright, easy math question. 25 + 25!" my teacher yelled out i raised my hand first, "Yes Corey?" "50" i said. Then i heard something Blech!!!! I ran out to the hall " Corey wait up!" Ashley came running up behind me. she grabbed my shoulder "where are you goin babe?" she asked " im gonna see whats going on." i ran into the office, i saw blood every were, i saw my principles corpse and Mrs.North's corpse then i saw a Thing. it was black. every one in the school ran up behind me, their heads exploded. " w-W-WHAT?????? " i cried out i ran out of the school and into the streets......