• Scene: Forest
    (Bella stops in a small opening. Edward joins her, out of breath.)
    Edward: Jeez, you're fast.
    (Bella is startled so she turns around and jabs Edward in the throat. Edward starts to gag.)
    Bella: Sorry.
    (Bella turns back around and waits for Edward.)
    Bella: You're impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice-cold. Your eyes change colors. And sometimes you speak like you're from (in a robot voice) the future.
    (Edward stands behind Bella. Bella gasps and shivers.)
    Bella: How old are you?
    Edward: Seventeen.
    Bella: How long have you been seventeen?
    Edward: Two hundred and sixty-five days.
    (Bella shivers)
    Bella: I know what you are.
    Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it!
    Bella: Gay. (Secret by The Veronicas starts to play.)
    Edward: What? No.
    Bella: Really? I could have sworn you were.
    Edward: I'm not gay!
    Bella: Bi?
    Edward: No!
    Bella: Metro?
    Edward: How stupid are you?
    Bella: Um...oh I got it.
    Edward: Yes?
    (camera zooms in on Bella's lips)
    Bella: Virgin.
    Edward: Are you afraid?
    (Bella slowly turns around with a scared look on her face. She gulps quietly.)
    Bella: No.
    (Edward grabs Bella by the arm.)
    Bella: Ow!
    Edward: Sorry.
    (Edward half drags Bella a few feet down the mountain.)
    Bella: Where are we going?
    Edward: Taco Bell, duh.

    Scene: Inside Taco Bell
    (Edward and Bella sits at a table next to the window.)
    Edward: You have to see me eat.
    Bella: Um...okay?
    (Edward takes a big bite out of a taco. It falls apart and gets all over him. Bella just watches him eat.)
    Bella: You're a messy eater. So what?
    (So What by Pink plays over the speakers. Edward looks at Bella. Taco stuff is all over him.)
    Edward: This is what I am.
    (Bella rolls her eyes again.)

    Scene: Top of the mountain
    (Edward pushes Bella to the ground. She lands in a puddle of mud and skins her hand. Edward walks over to where the sun is shinning through the trees. He unbuttons his shirt slowly.)
    Edward: This is why we don't show ourselves in sunlight. People would know we're different.
    (Edward slowly turns around. He's covered in craft glitter. Bella looks at him and starts to laugh.)
    Edward: What's so funny?
    Bella: It's glitter.
    Edward: No it's not. It's my skin.
    Bella: Real vampires don't sparkle.
    Edward: Yes they do. Ask anyone.
    Bella: If you're going to sparkle it might as well blind people.
    Edward: NO!
    (A vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer appears in a shadowed area. He takes one look at Edward and laughs.)
    Vampire: Look at the little girl glitter.
    Edward: Stop making fun of me!
    (Edward runs into the trees crying. The vampire looks over at Bella.)
    Vampire: How you doin'?
    (Bella smiles and giggles like a school girl.)
    Bella: Call me?
    Vampire: Sure thing, luv.
    (Bella hands the vampire a piece of paper, She then runs into the trees after Edward. She trips on rock and skins her hand up even more. Bella gets back up and finds Edward crying.)
    Edward:I'm a killer.
    Bella: I really don't believe that.
    Edward: That's because you believe the lie. It's camoulage. I'm the world's most dangerous predator.
    (To Catch a Predator flashes on the screen.)
    Edward: Everything about me invites you in, my voice(voice cracks), my face(face has pimples all over it), even my smell(sprays air freshener).
    (Bella gets chocked up on the spray.)
    Edward: As if I need any of that.
    (Edward runs akwardly around Bella.)
    Edward: As if you can out run me.
    Bella: (under her breath) Did that.
    (Edward trips. He gets back up and tugs on a small flower.)
    Edward: (grunting) As if you can fight me off.
    Bella: (under her breath again) Did that too.
    (Edward can't pull the flower out of the ground so he gives up and starts to cry again.)
    Edward: It's harder than it looks. I mean, I'm designed to kill.
    Bella: (annoyed) I don't care.
    Edward: I've killed people before.
    Bella: Sure you have.
    Edward: I wanted to kill you.
    Bella: People usually do.
    Edward: I can't read your mind. You have to tall me what you're thinking.
    Bella: Now I'm afraid.
    Edward: Good.
    Bella: I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of the blood that's coming from my hand. It might get infected.
    (Edward looks at Bella's hand. He starts to gag again.)
    Edward: Will you cover that up, please?
    (Bella shoves her hand into her pocket.)