• Stay out, eh? More temptation then. Time to go to 'Earth' I feel like messing around with this guy, maybe act like his guardian angel. This really is going to be fun.

    I jumped into the escape pod, and started pushing random buttons. My favorite thing to do in the whole world. Everyone else in the observatory ran after me as I looked for the 'launch' button. Beep...Boop...Beep.. Launch?! The big green button.

    "Stop...! You're going to get in loads of trouble for this!!" shouted whiny, running to the scene, just in time to get burnt by the escape pod's rad force.

    I pressed the launch button over and over, "I know, rules and stuff..but this is work!" I smirked, "but you wouldn't understand work, would ya? You Whiny little snitch." Finally, to get that off my chest! This is really a fun day.

    The Escape Pod roared to life, it's force gaining a thousand fold, Drunkard lost a finger tripping over a bottle of his. Not like he needed it though, by the time he learns to hold a bottle without a thumb he'll be long sober.

    "And..we're off!" And I was gone, I had never really been outside the one star I call home. The star named 'Misfit' it was the one star that did not shine, but glow.

    For several minutes I waited, a whole 4 minutes wasted on waiting. What was I, an immortal?! ...I guess I am, heh. Still, a long time to wait. When I felt gravity pulling us to 'Earth', I held tight to my seat. I may live forever, but I still experience pain. And this crash is no exception.

    My ears popped and I held my breath. Gravity is really slow. That is, what I though until I got into a lower atmosphere with more oxegyn, and apparently gravity. I almost threw up when I looked out one of the three small fortified windows. I was going to land in a small insignifigant neighborhood, but this will cause quite a commotion. Oh man....what will Articullus say?!

    As I neared the small neighborhood below, a twinkle shown, and I was pulled down even faster.

    Boom.

    Wow, so that's how a crash is like. My whole pod was in peices, except for the fortified windows, of course.

    I stretched, man does my back hurt! Wait, where am I?

    I looked around quickly, and sighed. Great a waste removal station, ...a bathroom? I looked to my right, and then to my left. There gaping at me, was the same boy my mission was to Label or not. I hope he's hospitable. He tried to speak, but no words came out.

    After a couple minutes, he finally gather his thoughts and his voice, "What the hell..?!" he stuttered,"W-why are you here? My bathroom-"

    I interrupted him. "Hello, my name is Lovely. I am your guardian angel, and I hope you will take care of me." I bowed as politely as I could, but my wet suit doesn't stretch well.

    I yawned and walked over to his bed in the next room. I jumped into it, and rolled around to get the feel of the mattress. Kinda lumpy, actually.

    "Why are you here?" Hmm. I guess this human isn't as simple as I thought, as to accept the idea of a guardian angel coming to him. No wonder he was classified as a Label (Maybe.)

    "I am here to help you with whatever you need help with." I rolled over again.

    He growled, "And my roof? And will you get out of my bed, how are you sure I won't attack you?"

    I looked up at the gaping hole in the roof. Hmm. "I'll give you 'Earth' money to pay for the roof, and i'm stronger than you, so don't even try." I cracked my nuckled effortlessly, it was habit I tried to fix, not working so well.

    "What do you mean 'Earth' money?" What's with all of these questions.

    I sighed, "What do you need, Pesos, Yen, Dollar bills, Colon, Euro, Fen, Florin, Lek, Laris, Makut-" He better not interupt me one more time.

    "Dollar bills are fine. Now, where are you from?"

    I rolled my eyes, is this the best he's got? "The heaven's above, far from where the eyes can see with the assistance with the 'Earth's' greatest telescope."

    He corssed his arms, and said with a frown," You better fix this before my parents get home next week."