• Me: Psssst. Mello.
    Mello: What do you want? stressed
    Me: Meet Deaidara!
    Deidara: Mazumi, who is this girl?
    Mello: I'm a guy! Shut up, girly!
    Deidara: I'm a dude! Mazumi, don't let this Barbie insult me!
    Mello: 'Mazumi?' Who's Mazumi? Do you know, El?
    Deidara: Who's 'EL?' Mazumi, tell me! *pulls me toward him*
    Mello: No! *pulls me toward him*
    Deidara: Who are you going with??
    Me: Deidara, I fragging love you, but I listen to Mello.
    Mello: HA! > razz
    Sasori & Matt: *join us*
    Me: Danna! *hugs Sasori*
    Mello: Matt! *hugs Matt*
    Deidara: My man! *pushes me out of way and hugs Sasori*
    Me: Hmph. > sad
    Near: *comes over* Mello.
    Mello: Near.
    Near: *plays with toys*
    Tobi: *comes over and plays with toys* Wheee! Trains!
    Near: Tobi, you're fun!
    Tobi: You, too, Near-sama!
    Rest of Death Note and akatsuki people (main death note people only): *come over*
    Deidara: So who's team are you on?
    Me: AKATSUKI! WOOT! I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU GUYS!
    Akatsuki: ...
    Me: Forget the last comment!
    Mello: El, why?
    Deidara: Who the frack is EL?!
    Me: You don't know how much I love them. *stands by akatsuki*
    Mello: El, stand right here! *points to spot with DN characters*
    Me: Nu!
    Mello: Now!
    Hidan: The chic said 'no!'
    Mello: C'mere!
    Hidan: She's not! Deal with it!
    Mello: Shuddup, old man!
    Me: *walks toward L* 'Sup L?
    L: Hello.
    Hidan: *pulls me away from the DN characters* Stay away from them!
    Me: Stop! I'm trying to have a conversation with L!
    Deidara: Mazumi, get away from them!
    Mello: Who the eff is Mazumi?!
    Matt: I dunno.
    Light: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna---
    Me: *shoves a calculator in Light's mouth* Shut yo mouth!
    Mello: I'm going to shoot those 'akatsuki.'
    Me: Do that, and I'll rip out your intestines using a spork, got it?
    Mello: *nods quickly*
    Deidara: *jumps on Matt's back* Sasori-danna!
    Matt: What the...?! Get this nutjob off me!
    Mello: *gets a gun* On it.
    Me: *takes out stapler* Don't you dare kill him.
    Mello: Fine, just get that weirdo off Matt.
    Me: Deidara! Get your butt over here!
    Deidara: *is over here* What?
    Me: You know the dude you jumped on?
    Deidara: Yeah?
    Me: That wasn't Sasori.
    Deidara: Wut? eek Oh crap... *runs away* Tell him I'm sooooooorry!
    Me: Matt!
    Matt: W-what? *in corner* (thinking smile ) That weird blonde-dude scarred me for life.
    Me: That guy who jumped on you said he was sorry. He thought you were someone else.
    Matt: He was WRONG. Very VERY wrong. *still stays in corner*