• So there I was,
    minding my own buisness.
    It was a hot day in June.
    I was on my way to the creek to cool off,
    when all of a suden these two guys showed up.
    They were standing on the other side of the creek.
    One of them pulled out a camera(at the time i thaugfht it was a gun).
    HE WAS FILMING ME!
    As i was walking away they tried to fallow me!
    THE NERVE OF THOSE GUYS RIGHT?
    So anyway.
    Back at my cave i was watching TV.
    I was channel surfing when i saw the news.
    IT WAS THE VIDEO THAT GUY TOOK OF ME!
    I was so mad.
    And two months later I was crossing a street.
    WHEN FASTER THEN YOU CAN SAY
    "are you in good hands"
    A GUY ALMOST RAN ME OVER!
    Luckily he stopped before hitting me.
    So i called my cousin ,
    The Yeti.
    He said
    "the poeple here worshop me like a god"
    So i tried to do that.
    It got me in alot of trouble.
    Three years later at Bluff Creek.
    Guys were tearing down my forest to make a road.
    So i was like UNBELIEVEABLE!
    When night fell i got some of my pals to wreck their steam roller.
    Yet we didnt know how it worked.
    We tried banging on it,screaming at it,pail even threw a barrel drum at it.
    The next day when the guys came back they found our foot prints.
    Thus I became a star =D
    I was on newspapers,tv shows,even the cartoon courage the cowerdly dog.
    i even got some movies such as
    "sasquatch mountain" and "harry and the hendersons".
    After time people started searching for me.
    I was like'
    NO *cencored* WAY!
    So we all went into hiding.
    Once in a while we come into contact with humans
    Why they run away,I dont know
    Why they scream at us,I dont care
    anyway I remember one time i was drunk,
    So I walked into this girls house thinking it was my cave.
    I walked up the stares into her room.
    I bumped my toe on something and it woke her up.
    She looked at me.
    I said Hi in my native languige.
    AND SHE FREaKIN SCREAMS AT ME!
    I ran out of the house saying
    "IF I WANTED SOMEONE SCREAMING AT ME I COULD OF GONE TO MY EX WIFE!"
    ever since then Ive been hiding out in the forest waiting for a Hollywood contract.
    Also Im trying to hide from hunters.
    For now Im waiting for a sign that you are all ready for us to come in contact and live with eachother in harmony.
    And ive heard some of you science people about killing us and if its the last one so what.
    SO WHAT!
    IF WE DIE HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN ABOUT PAST HUMAN LIFE.
    WE HAVE LIVED WITH THE DINOSAURS.
    WE ARE YOUR FOREFATHERS.
    anyway,
    after the last 20 years of fame we have been taking care of the mountains and swamps and forest.
    We harm nobody and we dont do anything in the valleys.
    But its getting harder to feed my family because of the forests being torn down.
    infact,the other night Timmy,my oldest child was lying with me looking up at the stars.
    And he said,
    Papa what will happen to us if are home is gone.
    And i told him,
    Humans are going to have to get used to us.
    Then he said,What will happen if they dont like us.
    And i simply replied,
    I dont know Timmy,I dont know.