• Cheesy Harry Potter References and Pretend Lesbian Parents
    I had Biology with my best friend right after lunch, which was okay most days because I actually enjoyed the class and me and my friend kept each other awake now matter how drowsy we were from all the food (Read: Sweets) consumption.
    Anyway, getting off track. At the end of the year we had to dissect a rat, and naturally we were partners. The rat had once been white but all the preservative chemicals had turned it yellow, and since we got to name the rat (I kid you not there was a spot on the worksheet to write the name) I decided that we should name it Scabbers. My friend just raised her eyebrows and said,
    "Scabbers? Seriously?"
    And I said, "Yeah! Why Not?"
    "Scabbers was brown."
    "Yeah, but they tried to turn him yellow in the first book."
    A little later when she was cutting Scabbers (I hated the smell and she enjoyed morbid thing like that) I burst into fake tears saying she was a horrible parent cutting open our poor baby like that.
    "Yes I am a horrible mother aren't I?" She said. I just blinked at her and said,
    "No you would be the father."
    "Why am I the Father?"
    "Because if we were in a lesbian relationship you would be the man and you know it."


    Stupidity and Mini Trampolines Don't Mix (Play Rehearsals)
    "Spencer, fall."
    "But it'll hurt."
    "Fall, Spencer."
    "But I always mess up!"
    Spencer had this one part in our rookie play where she had to fall off a box. Problem was she always landed wrong. At least until-
    "Screw this."
    Lisa came up behind Spencer and shoved. We all laughed as Spencer for once landed right.


    "Amel- OOF!"     THUD
    Once again while trying to pop out of the box, I smacked my head against the lid. Hard. Lots of laughter and a few "You Okay's?" follow each of my failed attempts.


    "And then she threw animal wrappers all in the candy park!"
    We were practicing on the stage in the cafetorium where they also held detention. The curtains were closed so they couldn't see us but they could still hear us. Proved by the snickers at Spence's botched line.
    "The curtains are sound proof right?"
    No snickers but full blown laughter follow this statement.
    "Obviously Not."

    "Whee!!!" I squealed in joy as I spun in circles until I was dizzy. Practice had yet to start so everyone was just hanging around on stage. Once I was good and dizzy I hopped on our Mini-Trampoline (well actually we borrowed it for the show) and bounced once before falling flat on my a**. I huffed and pouted while waiting for the world to stop spinning and my friend Lisa just rolled her eyes and said:
    "Dumb-a**, You deserved to fall."

    Attack Of the Standardized Testing Zombies
    It was the week of the cursed standardized tests. (Ugh!) And I was hanging in the Cafeteria before school started for those who weren't testing. Me and my friends were being stupid and despite our various height we (I) thought it would be fun to walk around in a huddle. After about a minute we decided it was a really bad idea, so instead we made a train and headed towards the door. On the way we saw another friend of our and all said
    "Join US!"
    In a creepy monotone at the same time. It was silent for a moment before I said,
    "Cool! On three, Brains! One....Two...Three..."
    "Brains!" We all said in that same creepy monotone. Naturally loads of people turned and stared while we smile and waved.


    One Hit Wonders (Quotes from Various People and Me)

    "I AM NOT A SLUT!!!!" - Me

    "I admit I cried when she took away my D.S." - Me (Again)

    "Don't make Jill come out of her box!" - Myranda

    "Why is the wolf the shortest cast member and the child ant the tallest?" - Lisa

    "I bet you got Pokemon Black you Gothic Freak!" - Garret to me

    "Bread rule 34: I'm gonna crumb!"
    "School Rule 34: This is just dum."     Me and Austin