You think I'm kidding, right? Well, I'm not. First song I heard by them was "The Only Difference Between Matrydome and Suicide is Press Coverage" back in March. Now, I've memorized "There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet," "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies," "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off," and "Time to Dance" entirely. THEY. ARE. CRACK. You try to stop listening to them, and you go insane. The upbeat (and slight morbidity) lyrics and beats pull you back. I dance to everyone of their songs whether or not I know it, even in crowds! I swear, they send nicotine waves through the stereos and computers somehow in their songs.
Seriously, listen to "Time to Dance" and tell me you're not hooked. If you aren't, you're probably gay. I should stop hanging out with you.
Your Lord and Master,
Lois
LongWayHome · Tue Jun 27, 2006 @ 04:02am · 0 Comments |