Yeah, well, I made a resolution to be able to talk to Eric, or at least be able to say his name, by the end of the year. This may be a little spaced out for you all, but I opened a Jones soda today, and the bottle cap almost made me pass out.
I know, that makes me sound insane, or stupid for almost passing out over a bottle cap. Well, here's something I bet you don't know. On the bottles of Jones soda with screw on caps, there are special messages and stuff inside of them. The Diet Green Apple Soda I opened this morning said this:
"A distant romance will begin to look more promising."
surprised to me! That's why I almost passed out. And then when I opened my Jones Berries and Cream Soda, I got another message.
"Wear your special shirt tomorrow. It'll bring good luck."
I don't really have a special shirt, so I had to think for a while. I listed all the shirts in my closet with historic significance to me. This left 3 options:
- My Stone Oak shirt I wore when I told Stephanie and Rebecca about one of my main problems.
- My Becker Vineyards shirt I wore when I told Eric I liked him, then ran off crying.
- The orange shirt I wore when I wrote my first book in 5th grade
Normally, if you get 2 or more Jones soda things in a day, they relate.
Now, reread the Green Apple bottle cap, then read shirt option number 2.
I can't wait for school to restart! (For a change.)
I love you, Mr. Jones. Keep up the good soda work, and think of some freaky new flavors.
Your newly refreshed Lord and Master,
Lois
 LongWayHome · Tue Jan 02, 2007 @ 05:25am · 1 Comments |
