• ANARCHY MAN AND MEDIOCRITY BOY!!!!!
    *THEME SONG THEME SONG*
    This week’s adventure......
    ANARCHY MAN VS LADY PESSIMISM!!!!!!!!!

    Last when we left the lawless crusader, he had just saved the orphanage.
    "Thanks for saving us from Sir Stoic, Anarchy man!"
    "Don't thank me, Timmy, thank Anarchy!" *throws Timmy out of the window*
    "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!" Giggled the little girl.
    "Anarchy, Susan. ANARCHY! Now, to the anarchy mobile!" *runs outside, hijacks a taxi and drives on the sidewalk.*

    Now our heroes are in the Anarchy hole or what they like to call it, the A-HOLE.
    "So, MB, what did you do today?" Anarchy man asked as he watched people through webcams, totally breaking people's privacy for fun. "Well, Anarchy man, there was this bus that had a famous celebrity in it that was on fire. I wanted to save him because if I did he would benefit mankind....but then I would over achieve so I saved his body guard instead...." "Average work, MB!"
    *ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM*
    "Oh my unmoved mover, the Anarchy alarm! Dear socialist society, Lady Pessismism is attacking a library! Come, MB, to the AnarchyMobile!" "But Anarchy man, we don't have a car and the A-HOLE doesn't have enough room for one." "I know that, come on, we'll hijack a NASA rocket and weld it to a truck!"

    *CHANG O SCENE DUUUUN DUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUN*

    "Oh my ego, *punches random bystander* It's lady Pessimism! Lady Pessimism! We will defeat you!"

    “*sigh* You probably will….I mean….I’m probably going to fight you….and then you’ll win….and I’ll lose….*sigh*”

    “Nooo! I feel as if all hope is lost! Mediocrity Boy, punch her!”

    ”Meh….I’ll stand 5 feet away from her….and throw a rock maybe. *MEDIOCRE THROW OF ROCK!!*

    ”See….I’m gonna lose….everything is going so wrong….*sigh*”

    “I KNOW!!!! MB, PREP THE NUKE!!!!”

    ”I’ll get it ready…but it won’t be that well prepped….but it also won’t be horrible….kinda in the meh range…..”

    ”BUT ANARCHY MAN!!! THAT’S ILLEGAL!!!” Cheered a bystander.

    “THE BEST KIND OF LEGAL!!!! FIRE THE NUKE!!!!”

    *BOOM BOOM BOOM KAPLOWY*

    Did our heroes survive? Did Lady Pessimism finally kicked the bucket? Why was the bystander cheering on a Tuesday? All the question answered next time we frickin' feel like it in……

    THE ADVENTURES OF ANARCHY MAN AND MEDIOCRITY BOY!!!!!
    *THEME SONG*