- okay, settle down class, settle down- Timmy put the glue down- no! Don't eat- oh well, it's non-toxic. Now we're tackling warehouse development- no Jenny. WAREhouse. No... lovely. I'm so pleased that's where your father plays piano. No I have never been there. Lovely. So we are tackling- no, not literally. Josh, stop doing that to Sam. Now does anybody know what the first warehouse was called? No, Poppy it was not called Kikki's kinky kittens. Yes, ha ha ha very funny. Okay! Moving off the subject of warehouses, onto algebra. Now can anybody find X? Yes, Olivia I am aware that X is on the board behind me. No. X does not equal mass. Molly! Yes very good X is four. No, not for anything, Louise. The number four. Oh! There's the bell. God, I knew it was hard to teach but this is an adult learning programme!
- by Kashloggi Jones |
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- Title: Teacher teacher!
- Artist: Kashloggi Jones
- Description: A monologue which I wrote for a talent show.
- Date: 02/11/2009
- Tags: teacher teacher
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Comments (7 Comments)
- Light-Dark12 - 05/09/2009
- I like it, it shows how hard teaching can be with kidish people. It's ver funny though!!
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- Kashloggi Jones - 04/23/2009
- Uh... thank you for sharing?
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- CoffinCakes97 - 04/22/2009
- me and my BFF make out own home made glue out of food and organic stuff...then we bring it to skool sometimes and we hand out sticks of it out to kids in the primary end and we give each 2 sticks one is for gluing stuff and the other is for eating...we always have glue eating compotitions...once this kindergartener came to compete in the glue eating contest and ate real glue it was hilarious!for the rest of the day insted or glueing stuff he just licked what needed glueing!!!
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- CoffinCakes97 - 04/22/2009
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it is soooooo f-ing funny! i like the guy eating glue...
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- CoffinCakes97 - 04/22/2009
- hi
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- Kashloggi Jones - 04/17/2009
- well, mates, I only just checked this today. Kawaii Roxas, my name is an altered version of the character 'Kashoggi' from We Will Rock You. I simply made it more feminine. I just want to tell you lot something... drumroll please... I have never had training. I make junk like this up!
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- contextualCarcinogen - 02/25/2009
- Hahaha~! XD Sounds like something MY theatre class might come up with. I mean, we generally do comedy. The main plays we've done so far are "Check, Please" and "15 Reasons Not To Be In A Play"...which isn't actually a play....oh, well...But, yeah, this was really funny! 5/5! (PS What did you name your Gaia after...? mine's named after the Advent Children version of One-Winged Angel, but I can't tell what your's is...)
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