• "You're watching Channel 13, for everyone's favorite TV game show, Death Island! Let's welcome our contestants! I'm Perry Marshal, the host of Death Island! Here are our contestants!" Perry said excitedly.

    Karl: A very weak man, but his IQ is extremely high. He is very conceited, though...
    Ike: A headstrong but athletic man who won't take no for an answer.
    Cathy: A very competitive women who often finds herself taking things to seriously.
    Aaron: A track-and-field star who is also pretty funny. He isn't the sharpest tool in the box...
    Marrissa: She has well-balanced attributes. Pretty average, but has a good chance winning.
    Jake: A mischievous contestant who we may find cheating often... He'll be fun.
    Harold: Although he is average with most of his attributes, he's pretty sure of himself.
    Irene: Ike's sister. She'll be reluctant to kill anything, as she's a vegan.
    Jessica: A seductive heartbreaker who will manipulate the dudes a lot, i presume...
    Fred: A nice guy who will help anyone out. Putty in the hands of anyone here...
    Samantha: An athletic girl who is gonna do what it takes to win. She's prone to overkill.
    John: He's a walking recipe for disaster. He's so clumsy, man...
    Oliver: The know-it-all. He'll be competing with Karl a lot, I think.
    Martha: She's unpredictable. One minute she'll help you up, and the next push you down.
    Holly: She is pretty crazy. I mean, you have to be to try this show, right? But still...


    "Now that we know the contestants, why don't we give them their first challenge?" Perry asked the audience. "This season, we are in a newly discovered island by the equator, and boy, are there a few volcanoes around here! So, our first challenge? We will see our islanders fist-fight on the rim of an active volcano scheduled to blow in 5 hours! Our islanders will get comfortable and acquainted, the fight 'till one of them dies! Tune in next week, where we will see two unlucky islanders fight to their death! On Death Island, Channel 13!"