• Alright so once, there was this one guy, and he was a knight, who liked this one princess, and she liked him too, and they were all happy and in love and s**t, then this bad guy came in to the castle (where they were at btw) and then he was just all like: "im takin your princess, fggt" then he took the princess and the knight was just like: "noooooo, i'll save u" then he went to go save her. he had to face many dangers like goblins and other weird monsters, and this one dragon but he was kind of a p***y, so he was all easy to kill and s**t. so once the knight got to that badguys secret lair (which he took the princess too btw) he was like: "i'm going tpo kill you and take back the princess" and the badguy was like: "kay." so they had a epic battle, and then the knight stabbeded the badguy right in the face and he was kill. then he walked up to the princes and she was like "yay, good job!" and the knight was like: :thanks." then they both went back home to the castle and then they had a bunch of babies, but they were accidents. k bye.