• in a forest a man resides
    to stay away from all his lies
    he once was an assassin
    who killed Bonnie Lassin

    she was to wed the son of a duke
    who was as thin as a skimpy fluke
    a man of trickery and lies that man was
    and all he could remember was an alcohol buzz

    Bonnie Lassin died the day
    she would not stay away
    in england that day all was quiet
    as if their was no such thing as a riot

    on the day she did die
    she was eating a taverns pumpkin pie
    she did not know the food was tainted
    it looked like she only fainted

    right then her blood ran cold
    unlike near that equator fold
    when the waiter found her dead
    he immediately got a pillow for her head

    "doctor doctor what can we do"?
    "nothing nothing" the doctor's voice stewed
    in the darkness of the night
    led the assassins rushed flight.

    now forever the assassin will regret
    how the duke will be ever upset