• What if I had all the Emmental.
    All Gouda and all Brie?
    All Cheddar and all Babybels?
    All creamy dairylea?

    I'd put an end to famine,
    With all the cheese I've got,
    I'd stuff all guns with Feta-cheese,
    So no-one else gets shot.

    With Wensleydale I'd build a bridge,
    Between all waring creeds,
    They'd forget about which side they're on,
    And fulfill their dairy needs.

    So Anchor, Kraft and Dairylea,
    Bring on world peace, please.
    Governments don't control the world,
    The power is in cheese