• Baboon loves penguin
    Even though penguin lives in the arctic
    And baboon lives in the tropics
    Even though penguin eats fish
    And baboon doesn't
    It won't get her pissed
    ..off
    Penguin likes to slide down the ice slopes
    While he does that
    Baboon misses him so much
    She sulks in a corner and starts to mope
    Then when penguin returns
    With what else but a full bucket of fish and krill
    Baboon doesn't mind
    She'll just watch penguin and care for him still
    Baboon's butt is red
    But penguin insists it is blue
    Whatever the color is
    They settle it with a hug
    --something done by a few
    Animals in the animalia kingdom
    Are confused by the pair
    They watch them with interest
    Couples like penguin and baboon are rare
    Baboon visited the arctic
    And penguin saw the tropic
    Penguin likes to quiz baboon on everything
    But baboon doesn't mind
    Even though the punishment is so "unfaiirrrrr"
    It's ok coz penguin's gonna have to sing!
    On activity day
    There's lotsalotsa activities
    " cant wait ha ha"
    The baboon says
    And penguin plucks her baboon whiskers
    "Ouch!"
    Says the baboon, "that hurts!"
    Then baboon lunges after penguin
    And tickles him until he pees
    "Please,"
    Begs the penguin, "stop it, pleeeease?"
    Baboon stops and sits back beside the penguin
    They're in the park, stargazin'
    And its not too often penguins and baboons get together
    But just watch out for them
    Cus they'll be chillin forever =)