• Rudolf the black-nosed reindeer
    Has a very dark, dull nose
    Unlike the story's reindeer
    Whose nose has a shiny glow

    So he became very cross
    And wanted to be special
    So that instead of Rudolph
    He will lead Santa Claus' sleigh

    One fine morning as he trotted down the lawn
    He stuck his foot in a rabbit hole
    So Rudolf fell right down face-flat
    He got up again, his nose stinging red!

    So now Rudolf got his wish
    But he wasn't happy
    'Cos 'though he's now Rudolph
    His nose would not stop stinging!