• I've been known to become a little nasty,

    when somebody calls me by my first name.

    But it's K-A-N-D-A, and if you say it anyway,

    you best be sure that I'm gonna bring you pain.

    And I know I'm Kanda Yuu from the Black Order,

    and I really hate that Moyashi so much.

    But there's Baka Usagi, and I am sure that Lenali

    Is safe from my death insults and such.

    Poor stupid Akuma,

    I kill, and smirk.

    This one looking like a spider

    And the other ones a whiner,

    and do I kill them?

    Yes, it hurts.

    Poor stupid Akuma,

    so dumb, so weak.

    They try to take my Mugen,

    crying, "Give it to us, human!"

    And do I hurt them?

    Yes, at its peak.

    Now don't ever call me nice,

    or I swing and then I slice.

    And I'm afraid that you might lose a limb.

    Yes, I've heard their dying cries,

    that I know brings tears to their eyes.

    To those poor stupid Akuma...