• A space barracuda
    under a car.
    A galactic fried chicken
    addressing the star.
    The tarantula said,
    “do you not have a broom?”
    And the toilet replied,
    “Varoom varoom.”

    In the cabinet of peace
    came a rattle of pans,
    a shower of coffee,
    and golfers with tans.
    A bridge and an orange tree
    will forever entomb--
    and the little green man said,
    “Varoom varoom.”

    Lost in the deli
    roaming the park
    impaled by a swordfish
    seduced by a shark
    a jangle of pringles
    a taste of my doom
    and said the shoemaker,
    “Varoom varoom.”