• Hash browns, hash browns
    You are so crispy golden
    My heart you are holdin
    My taste buds you are moldin
    To your tasty shell
    I’m in hell till the time I can be
    Near you
    I fear you
    Hash browns, what are you doin to me?

    Fried eggs, fried eggs
    I can see your yellow dregs
    I’m telling you, I’m smitten
    You’re begging to be bitten
    I think I might
    Take that first bite
    Fried eggs, you are wonderful to my sight

    Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
    Makes me wake up and say
    That I love you, my tongue too
    So irresistibly that I seem to find you
    I just don’t what to do
    I’m thinking one day I need to find something new
    Or I’ll go crazy
    Making my stomach so lazy
    My goodness, you’re making my mind a little hazy
    So maybe I need to quit droolin
    Start movin
    Making my way away to another day, try something new and
    Live my life to the fullest
    As I strive to uphold this
    Constitution to stay away from you:
    Hash browns and fried eggs