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    I've caught no fish,
    I'll tell you why,
    The water was too low,
    The wind was too high.

    I left my dark glasses,
    I brought the wrong bait,
    My boots sprung a leak,
    I started too late.

    There was too many people
    And such naughty boys,
    There was too many dogs
    And too much noise.

    The fish weren't biting,
    And I lost my best hooks,
    The owner of the stream
    Gave me dirty looks.

    I could tell you more,
    I could talk for two seasons,
    I've got no fish
    But I've plenty of reasons.
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