• Christmas is my favorite holiday,
    Because I have the time of my life,
    Out in my rowboat on the bay,
    Playing a song on my christmas fife.

    With some bacon for breakfast and a turkey for dinner,
    My cristmas fife is louder than ever,
    Because If I don't eat I might get thinner,
    So me and my christmas fife are very clever.

    When it comes to presents, we don't care,
    As long as we are partners in song,
    We can play through thin air,
    As we wait for the drum roll to start singing "Bong Bong Bong!!!!!!"