• I Know A Certain Nolan,
    Who Knows A Certain Woman.
    And When It Comes To Talking,
    She Is Second To No Man.
    Her Hands Are Soft And Tiny,
    Her Attitude Is Fantastic.
    She Lights Up Peoples Faces,
    Cause Shes Really Not Sarcastic.
    She Makes Friends Really Well,
    Mostly Cause Of Wit An',
    Shes Cuter Than A Button,
    Or A Badger Made With Mittens.
    And When She Goes To Tokyo,
    Shes Bigger Than Godzilla,
    Her Name Is Tabzilla And This Song Is For Her.