• Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
    Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna.
    Jill said yes and hiked her dress and then they had some fun.
    But stupid jill forget her pill and now they have a son.

    Or even better
    Stoners live stoners die
    ******** the world let's get high
    pot is a plant
    it grows in the ground
    if god didn't like it
    it wouldn't be around.
    so drink 151 and smoke a bowl
    party hard
    rock and roll
    for all you preps who think your cool
    ******** you bitches
    stoners rule.