• Funny how Wordsworth lives up to his name,
    Not Willy, nor Will (Not even a Bill),
    But always William.
    I will never write my words under Elizabeth.

    And they say in Ireland,
    The name means poet or philosopher,
    Or something smart.
    This here's my glorious form of art,
    Though my Father made the name to be,
    (Well my mother took it and gave birth to me.)

    If me and Will could meet someday,
    He would profess the beauty of the world,
    My mumblings of roots, identity and time,
    Oh and how love is blind.
    We'd speak the Queen's English,
    Though mine has its flaws,
    Much like Keats and his cockney charm,
    My RP just scribbled onto my arm.

    "Pro-nun-sea-ation has lost it's laws."

    Literature wrapped beneath the collar,
    My sinking stone will never read scholar.