• The Mall

    I went to the mall
    with all my [peeps.
    Looking at the s**t
    that made me happy.

    We laugh and laugh
    at all the gays we see.
    I just throw Skittles at them,
    while they said "WEEEEEE!!!"

    We got to the food court
    where we got was chinese food.
    That stuff was good,
    until my friend said "EW!!!"

    We looked at the food
    and found a freakin squid.
    This thing was still alive,
    and someone said "Crazy kid"

    We walked, and walked, and walked
    and still freakin walked.
    The only other thing we did
    was sightsee as we talked.

    At the end of the day
    apparently closing time,
    I said "s**t"
    and then said "Fine"

    But in the mall
    I seen this one girl.
    She looked pretty,
    just like all the chicks in the world.

    We went through the hall,
    and started kissing and stuff.
    I tried to look cool,
    so I made my chest buff.

    She started blushing
    When i said "XYZ."
    When she dropped her pants
    I said "OMG".

    It was a guy!!! gonk