• Cinderella puts the slipper on, gets married, lives

    Happily Ever After

    Snow White eats a poisoned apple, falls into slumber, prince kisses her, lives

    Happily Ever After

    Sleeping Beauty pricks her finger, falls into slumber, prince kisses her, lives

    Happily Ever After

    Well Screw Happily Ever Afters. They're only for princesses.

    And I aint no prissy princess.

    In real life there are never any Happily Ever Afters.

    So why do we make fake ones? Because we want them to be real.

    But in the end Screw Happily Ever Afters.