• Here I am I'm ready to go, gonna let all the other bullies know.
    I'm the greatest and latest, and my name is Bully Shmoe.

    I tried to beat someone up just for looking at me.
    But it turns out I was wrong and he couldn't even see.

    The other day I tried to give someone a swirl.
    It's just way too hard when their hair is in curls.

    I tried to take someone's money in the lunch room today.
    It turns out that he was poor as dirt so I had nothing to say.

    I didn't like jews so I wanted to give one my wrath.
    But it turns out he was catholic and just really good at math.

    I tried to let a fart out in the middle of a class.
    But gosh darn it all I was all out of gas.

    I tried to drop an eraser on top of someone's head.
    Please don't make fun of who it landed on instead.

    I went on a trip and someone started to dance.
    I thought to myself this might be a very good chance.

    I wanted to hit him with my homemade lance.
    But he made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

    The last encounter made me start to think.
    Being a bully just really really stinks.

    As I watched the other bullies make fun of another kid.
    I realized I just couldn't do what the other bullies did.

    So I started to be nice to everyone I see.
    It was so much better wouldn't you agree?