• Governor Clinton was jogging on a fine summer's day.

    He was eating a Big Mac he purchased on the way.

    His face was red, his breath short, he was nearing to the end!

    There was no stopping him; the chance of failure, slim!

    He was so proud of himself for getting fit-

    'WAIT A SECOND, LOOK AT THOSE TITS'

    Oh s**t, a distraction! He was quickly loosing his traction!

    He ran up to the woman, slowly jogging ahead.

    "HEY BBY, SCREW RUNNING, HOW ABOUT WE ******** INSTEAD?!"

    Alas, Bill never fnished his jog.

    At least he got some p***y, THAT DIRTY, DIRTY DOG