• A white man said "Colored people are not allowed here."
    The black man stood up and then said:
    "Listen sir... I was borned BLACK,"
    " When I grew up I was BLACK,"
    "When I am sick I am BLACK,"
    "When I go into the sun I'm BLACK"
    "When I am cold I am BLACK
    "When I die I will be BLACK"
    "But you sir"
    "When you grew up you are WHITE
    "When you are sick you are GREEN"
    "When you go to the sun you turn RED"
    "When you are cold you turn BLUE"
    "And when you die you'll be PURPLE
    "And you have the nerve to call me COLORED?"
    The black man sat down and the white man walked away.