• She’s my wife (bon jovi parody)


    Got the short end of the stick, since the day you started.
    Loved me from the start, since you departed…
    Now you come back, you’re a spot on the wall.
    Need to say it out loud; end it once an for all…

    SHE’S MY WIFE!!!!! So I win, you lose,
    Cuz I’m the one she decided to choose.
    So just get on with your idle life…
    Cuz SHE’S MY WIFE.
    from the day I proposed…
    TO WHEN WE GOT MARRIED I suppose
    So just get on with yo boring life
    SHE’S…
    MY
    WIFE!!!

    Got engaged in church, in our local town.
    Wish that I could laugh in your face and get you down.
    Saying our vows, hoping it were all true,
    then I’d laugh in your face and say to you….

    SHE’S MY WIFE!!!!
    So I win, you lose.
    CUZ SHE CHOSE ME, AND NOT YOU.
    So try to get on with ya life.
    CUZ SHE’S MY WIFE
    From the first shake we shared,
    IF YOU LOVED HER, YOU WOULD’VE SAID YOU CARE.
    But you packed up, moved on in life.
    NOW SHE’S
    MY
    WIFE

    Never called her once, not even a goodbye. Just loved her and left her for god knows why…
    So SHE’S MY WIFE
    I win, you lose.
    I’M THE ONE SHE HAD TO CHOOSE.
    Cuz you left her out of your new life…
    SO SHE’S MY WIFE
    from the day that I proposed…
    TO WHEN WE GOT MARRIED I suppose
    So just get on with yo boring life
    Cuz SHE’S
    MY
    WIFE!
    So I win, you lose.
    CUZ SHE CHOSE ME, AND NOT YOU.
    So try to get on with ya life.
    SHE’S MY WIFE
    From the first shake we shared,
    IF YOU LOVED HER, YOU WOULD’VE SAID YOU CARE.
    But you packed up, moved on in life.
    Now SHE’S
    MY
    WIFE!