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Two little twinkies are sitting at the pond,
One drops his pants then s**t goes wrong
I found a soggy condom and it smelt like dirty cream
I found their bags of toys, and their dirty magazines
One was on his knees, the other making bacon
The slab of meat he held in hand, was really ********' bakin'
It was kind of hot as he soon got off,
But the children really couldn't see
Mr. Twinkie was a ******** f**,
He had just bukkake'd his own dad
Mrs. Twinkie saw the pictures and couldn't come to terms
Why was her son on his knees, drinking daddies sperm?
I tried to say I'm sorry, that I really didn't know
But I couldn't give more response, as she began to blow
I felt her spongecake lips, it was like a bakery on my c**k
I had just blown a load, big enough to bomb Iraq
And just about then, daddy walked inside
He wasn't very angry, all he wanted was his own ride
Just as fast it began I was covered in their cream,
Their sticky cake was on my face,
It was like a fat kids first wet dream
But sex wouldn't stop me, from reaching toward my goal
I was going to ******** their asses,
And then I'd eat them whole,
First I ate the momma,
She squirmed and screamed in pain,
Then I ate the Mister, whose words had gone insane
So soon I ate the child, as he cried out mommies name
I had ate the family, after intensely sexy, spongecake games
I wasn't really thinking, as I savored what I won
The thick cream running from my mouth
Wasn't Twinkies,
It was probably my own warm wet c**!
- by Cthulhu Mythos |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 09/05/2008 |
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- Title: Twinkies ;D
- Artist: Cthulhu Mythos
- Description: Possably the most amazing poem Ever,i love it!
- Date: 09/05/2008
- Tags: twinkie love cthulhu mythos
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Comments (6 Comments)
- Drugged Ramen - 06/11/2011
- um, yeeeeeeah, i saw this poetry online, all u have to do is type the sexy twinky song, and it brings u to like 100 of these, right ur own material.U didnt write this, u copied and paste it. Dx
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- Cosmic Thing - 03/21/2011
- shockingly disgustingly hilarious
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- Neon Messiah - 06/06/2009
- Oh wow. Wtf. In all the words of it. How... How... It sounds like an ICP song. Seriously. Anyway, It's really good. Funny as hell.
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- AssKetchum - 03/09/2009
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Uhhh.
Wow o.O - Report As Spam
- Rhaetic - 09/05/2008
- Awesome in a profound way i guess xD
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- Cthulhu Mythos - 09/05/2008
- Lovely,amazing,should win!
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