• The police stole my car
    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car and now I can't go very far

    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car and now I can't go very far

    It's christmas eve
    And I can't beleive
    That the people who stole my car were none other than the cops

    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car and I'm gonna be late to the bar

    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car
    The police stole my car and I'm never gonna get far

    I'm walkin home
    I got robbed by a gnome
    I wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my empty wallet