• Hello, welcome to the house of insanity
    were all think it's a wonderful place to be

    Come on inside and you will see
    all the things they said you couldn't believe

    So come on in and turn the key
    and join the dance, the song, the melee

    Doctors made orders and we disagree
    and so now all of us have become free

    Even if the world crumbles to debris
    we will continue to dance with glee

    And even if the world falls to its knees
    we will continue our manic jubilee

    The world ignored us, so we ignore its plea
    continuing in our uncaring spree
    because we are insane, especially me

    So welcome to the house of insanity
    a place in which you can never flee

    But on the upside at least your mind will be free
    to be wonderfully insane, this I guarentee