• chase that rabbit down this hole
    eat me, drink me, growing, shrinking
    crying a river, find the dodo
    chasing, racing, running, swiming

    find the caterpillar smoking his pipe
    puffing, blowing, smoking, choking
    the baby has turned into a freakin' swine
    crying, squeeling, squeeking, running

    talk to the cat with the evil smile
    grinning, smiling, so many teeth
    "we're all mad here" thats just fine
    raving, screaming purring, growling

    tea with the hare, tea with the hatter
    drinking, sipping, tasting, eating
    just why is a raven like a writing desk?
    thinking, asking, wondering, raving

    paint those freakin' roses red
    painting, running, "here comes the queen!"
    you've been caught, "off with his head!"
    chopping, hacking, screaming, bleeding

    play croquet with the queen of hearts
    playing, running, swinging, screaming
    who stole those freakin' tarts?
    verdict, guilty, sentence, death

    wake up "was it all a dream?"
    sleeping, dreaming, waking, rising
    or are you actually insane?
    raving, running, we're all mad.