• Oh internet, or internet,
    Why ary thou so cruel,
    oh internet. oh internet,
    Why do you carry so many fools?
    Why do you support so many trolling duels?
    Dear interwebs, dear interwebs,
    how am I still sane?
    Dear interwebs. dear interwebs,
    why has reality become so lame?
    Real life is now filled with much disdain...
    Stupid web, stupid web,
    You take my soul,
    when the boys I talk to are really girls!
    The trolls are taking a toll,
    and this electricity bill takes away my expensive pearls,
    Stupid web. stupid web,
    You suck balls....