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NEW ARRIVALS:
Cannibals:01 Holy People:74 Doctors:12 Jews: 56
Murderers:19 Teachers: 14 Gangsters: 42 Others: 4987
Politicians:12 Cristians:98 Lawyers:69 Slash Haters:55

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Officials announced late last night that two new wings are to be added next to the Lawyers and Military Wings. In between the two will be the Politicians Wing, cutting a small portion from each. "They won't need so many cells, as many of both will be passed to the newer wings", says demoness Hakri, who will be the warden of the Politicians Wing.
On the far side of the Military wing will be the World Domination wing.
"For now it will be the smallest of the four, but cells will be reserved for the Bush family, as well as others made for Ghengis Khan, Adolf Hitler, the Cesars, Napoleon Bonaparte, Alexander the Great and Britney Spears. In the Politicians wing there'll be cells for Carlos Menem, Fidel Castro, d**k Cheney, Josef Stalin and several other lying scumbags who made many people as miserable as we try to make them. Their names will be withheld until the wings are finished. Until then we have no further comments and ask not to be bothered. We have a lot of work to do.", says Overlord Dramkill,the administrator of the four wings.