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............... twisted ...............

Adolf Hitler, perhaps one of Hell's most famous inmates, was overheard last night confiding in his torturer that he was happily awaiting a day in what he hopes to be the near future when he will give up his position of shame to another, more worthy candidate.
"I can't wait until one of the Bushes dies... there's only room for one in the INTENSE TORTURE UNIT.", he tells us, when queroed officially. "I guess I could have it worse, but they deserve what I get more than i do!"
"The way it works is that the NewB stays in the UNIT until another worthy candidate is acquired, at which point the older one is trasferred, and the new one is stuck until another is found. This can take up to 5000 years!", explains a Torturess, "and no doubt the Bushes'll take it... one of them..."
The other bonus for Adolf is that he'll have a hole-mate, for the first time since he came to the Underworld he'll have someone to talk to besides his Torturer. It won't last long as he will be transferred to the WORLD DOMINATION WING as soon as it is finished.
"Which isn't quite fair.... i only wanted one hemisphere!" he says.