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New Arrivals:
Murderers:05 History Teachers:11 Clergy:43
Gangsters:02 Military Men: 32 Wannabes:07
Extortionists:04 Christians 05 OTHER: 374

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Overlords seethe as arrivals dwindle, demons are getting bored and everyone´s asking "Why?"
Is Purgatory backed up? Or are people actually getting better? Will the Second Universe War be upon us soon? Several demons tell what they think:
" I don't believe people are getting better.... they're just living longer, the rodents!" says Delilah, a succubus.
"Not getting any better at all! The demons up there are just getting really lazy and aren't doing their job properly! The succubi are actually getting picky and the voices are getting bored and nobody knows how to frame humans quite like we used to!" is gateguard Bann's input.
"It doesn't matter that we're getting so few arrivals. Think of it as a kind of ice age. It'll thaw out and we'll be back in business soon enough. Everyone should just be patient and ready. The ice will break soon," says Advocate #10, "I'm absolutely positive that the Universe War won't begin for quite a while yet!"
"I hope that none of my minions are so pathetically quick to express any beliefs as facts in the future," was Lucifer XXV's only statement.