• (King of Randomness)
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    {Lord of Confusion}
    -conclusion-
    *Epitome Of Insanity*

    Bid ye welcome,
    To my Kingdom,
    The most Random,
    Where are you from?

    A land of confusion,
    Suffering a delusion,
    This is an illusion,
    That's my conclusion.

    Why did you appear,
    Upon this sphere,
    It is my frontier,
    Insult my career?

    I wish I knew that too,
    As I'm disgusted by you,
    And this worlds untrue,
    And I'm sick of the view.

    That was indeed too much,
    I will not endure such,
    You will need a crutch,
    From my delicate touch.

    I have nothing to fear,
    You exist by my beer,
    Not real, that spear,
    I can think clear!

    Nothing to fear you say,
    Not when I get my way,
    You shall become prey,
    It shall be your worst day!

    Ha Ha Ha, so you claim,
    But your attacks are lame,
    You should feel shame,
    It's not even a game.

    Thus I am again accused,
    But I find myself amused,
    As you lash out, abused,
    You are indeed so confused.

    You're not real, I swear,
    You were never even there,
    No matter what you declare,
    I am alone in this chair!

    Telling yourself that now?
    Swearing, a heartfelt vow?
    Like that's something I'd allow,
    Remembered: You forgot to bow.

    Why is that you follow me?
    I am for real, can't you see?
    I refuse, you're not I decree!
    I wish that you would agree....

    This was sanity's bane,
    The completely insane,
    Filled with utterly inane,
    This is insanity's domain.